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Добавил: Indigo | Категория: Высказывания о жизни | Дата: 21-12-2013

One woman I was dating called and said, Come on over, there s nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

Добавил: zakxadar | Категория: Выражения со смыслом | Дата: 20-12-2013

It s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won t drink from my glass.

Добавил: Igor | Категория: Красивые выражения | Дата: 19-12-2013

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.

Добавил: Nastya | Категория: Выражения и фразы | Дата: 18-12-2013

I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn t met me yet.

Добавил: English-man | Категория: Крылатые выражения | Дата: 17-12-2013

Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

Добавил: Indigo | Категория: | Дата: 16-12-2013

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

Добавил: zakxadar | Категория: Смешные выражения | Дата: 15-12-2013

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

Добавил: Igor | Категория: Смешные выражения | Дата: 14-12-2013

I haven t spoken to my wife in years. I didn t want to interrupt her.

Добавил: Nastya | Категория: Прикольные выражения | Дата: 13-12-2013

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

Добавил: English-man | Категория: Прикольные выражения | Дата: 12-12-2013

My wife was afraid of the dark then she saw me naked and now she s afraid of the light.

Добавил: Indigo | Категория: Прикольные выражения | Дата: 11-12-2013

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.

Добавил: zakxadar | Категория: Смешные фразы и выражения | Дата: 10-12-2013

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

Добавил: Igor | Категория: Смешные фразы | Дата: 09-12-2013

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Добавил: Nastya | Категория: Смешные фразы | Дата: 08-12-2013

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Добавил: English-man | Категория: Смешные фразы | Дата: 07-12-2013

My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.

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